kishiremypantera:

‘I Don’t Know What I Did But It Worked’ — A thrilling story about my academic life

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"Of late, she had felt coldness in herself, and though she feared it, she loved it too, for it made her strong."

Catherynne M. Valente, Deathless  (via 5000letters)

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disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

(Source: disloyals, via 10knotes)

  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
  • Men: Not ALL men.
  • Men to their daughters: Yes, all men. Every single one of them.